Robot Chicken Season 3 Premiere

Many of you know my obsession with Robot Chicken as my own way of doing therapy! This is the majority of the season 3 premiere. Enjoy! And make sure you watch "The Game of Life" sketch!

The Chipotle Race

Christopher had what he called a brilliant idea tonight-let's walk to Chipotle, eat, and walk back. I was apprehensive-but not for the right reasons. It took us about 35 minutes to walk there and I was starving by the time we got there. We eat and head back. About half way there I realize why this was a really bad idea-stomach invadors attack! So the race was on to see how quickly we could get back to my house without having an explosion. Thankfully we made it safely and no incidents occurred. Note to self-never follow through on a brilliant idea of his again!

Reconnecting & Lusting in Church

I travelled down to Adams County yesterday for my sister's bday dinner at my mom's. Dinner was fine and after everyone left I went to see my old friends Beth and Gary. I have known Gary since junior high and Beth since they started dating. The great thing was that even though it has been several years, it was easy to reconnect and it did not feel like that much time had passed-except seeing their kids who used to be babies. I also met their friend Gerry who was a lot of fun as well. We went on a beer run since the county is dry-who does that? We got back and the four of us played this drinking game called drug dealer. It was slightly difficult at first because me and Gerry had never played and could not get the whole when to wink thing down. Add in alcohol and we looked like we all had Tourette's! I was up late and had a great time-plus making new friends is always fun!

Now we come to the next morning when I was abruptly awakened by my mother at 7:30. She dragged me to this church thing because my brother in law had helped build it and there was going to be a dedication. Plus my uncle goes there as well. Anyways, if any of you have seen the movie "Saved," that is the church I walked into. The only salvation was that there was a lot of eye candy, especially the piano player/singer. There were people with their arms raised in their air and I was like-I need to get out of here! I kept nudging my mother to let her know how annoyed I was that she drug me to this. Plus the dedication was only like 2 minutes! And I had to stay and listen to mass hysteria! So I daydreamed...

I imagined going up to the piano player after the service and, in the spirit of "Saved", pretending that I wanted to know more about the faith so that I could find out if we played on the same team and also to get privately seranaded along with phone number etc.-back to the making new friends piece LOL! I also counted the number of people I would do and took my mind away from the craziness. It helped a lot!

They also did a communion which I thought only Catholics did but who knows. I took some "blood" because I thought it may be wine but it was just grape juice. Ripped off again! Anyways, the prison sentence finally ended and we made a beeline for the car! Went back to my mom's, had some leftover's, and headed back up here to face laundry, Paris and Jason, and catch up on my TV!

Dogsitter Aker

I would be remiss if I did not elaborate on the dogsitting Aker did while she stayed at our house while we were in Cleveland. I'm glad she reminded me (see previous post) because I have my own comments to make. Here are my thoughts on how this whole dogsitting went down:

Paris sleeps and Aker plays Warcraft.
Aker eats dinner (leftovers from Buca di Peppo) and plays Warcraft.
Aker plays with Paris briefly then finds ways to occupy her. She puts Paris on the couch with her and teaches her how to be fascinated with the animation of Warcraft.
Aker sleeps on Jason's side of the bed and does not let Paris sleep between her legs. Paris settles for spooning and sleeps while Aker dreams of breakfast food and Warcraft.
Next day, Paris plays, eats, sleeps, and does her business. Aker finds ways to keep Paris occupied so that she can get lost in Warcraft land.

Overall, Paris's needs were met and she is mentally sound.

On a more serious note, I think we should all bond together and have an intervention for our beloved Aker. She has fallen into the addiction of Warcraft madness. Please contact me so that we can assemble the Holy Water and therapeutic cross examining to help her troubled soul. I will be representing the Strike Therapy modality. Anyone for the Scared Straight or Electroshock modality? : )

Waiting...

The Cleveland trip was fun for the most part. We got up there and Jason promptly took a nap. We met Joanie at a Spanish restaurant named Mallorca. It was great! I had stuffed tilapia and some drinks. It was great catching up with her and hearing, from her perspective, the pros if we ended up in Cleveland. We received complimentary almond liquer shots which I was the recycle bin for-whats new there? After that we walked back to the hotel and went to sleep. For the first time in who knows how long I slept in! It was great! I went to breakfast around 9 and came back and slept until around 11. Jason had his interview while I talked to people and got feedback on the situation. On the way home we discussed options and talked about ways we could both get our professional needs met since I recently got everything together for my sex therapy stuff. We should hear in two to three weeks if he gets a second interview or not. Until then-we wait.

A Good Feeling

Last night we traversed down to Bucca De Peppo's in Norwood to eat dinner since we did not end up going to Tennessee with Phillip. The dinner plans were Phillip's and we had a great time ribbing him for being late. Anyways, we got to the restaurant and before we started eating-Phillip made an announcement-he and Charlotte are engaged! As soon as he said we have something to tell you guys I grabbed Kelly and Jason's knees-knowing what was going to happen. Everyone was happy for them and it was a great moment. It was almost like a surreal moment that you see on TV as it fades to commercial with a great song in the background. Hearing and seeing everyone at that moment really solidified the strength of the friendships I have in my life. It also made me cringe a bit to think if Jason gets the job in Cleveland that that feeling would feel different as I would not have the same regular contact I have now. Speaking of Cleveland, we leave tomorrow after brunch and we are having dinner with my friend Joanie, who me, Kelly, and Aker went to grad school with. More on Cleveland later.

Mi Amor-This Movie Was Great!

I forgot to share my latest movie find with you all! I got this movie through Netflix and I was quite impressed! Spanish films I have seen are really rocking lately. This movie focuses on different couples (gay and straight) who meet for various reasons at the Plaza Del Sol in Spain. Things happen and certain people (they are all strangers to each other except for a few who know certain things) end up going off with the wrong person. Mistaken identities, lies, and sexual confusion ensue with a positive happy ending. I really enjoyed this film and recommend. I give it an A!

Good News Finally!!

I checked out the place I am going to rent to see my sex therapy clients today and it was really nice! Things are finally starting to take shape with me getting my certification. I already have a referral from my supevisor so I am very happy. Hopefully within the next two weeks I will be up and running and ready to change people's lives in and out of the bedroom! Thanks to all of you who have stuck through all the ups and downs with this process. Once I am certified you can all receive a free sexual health assessment as needed! : )

Mary Poppins-Killer at Large

Aker sent me this link and I had to repost it. Disney movies written by horror fans! I love it!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/6761/

The BB House is Full of Water!

Amber-I can't stand you! Every single freaking episode she cries! I am so sick of it! Please powers that be make this girl get out of the house and into therapy. Anyone who cries this often has to have a disorder. I'm suprised that everyone is not floating in the house by now. She probably keeps the hot tub and pool full for sure. Or when they need to boil water for spaghetti-Amber, we need you! That's the rant for the day.